Thursday, March 5, 2009

DEAR USSR AND THE KREMLIN: THIS IS NOT AL QAEDA OR A JIHAD GROUP IN THE USA (MAR 5, 2009)

Thursday, March 05, 2009 NOTICE TO THE KREMLIN AND USSR: WE HAVE AND HAVE CAPTURED ONE OF YOUR MOST SKILLED ESPIONAGE CELLS, WE ARE WILLING TO NEGOTIATE, PLEASE CONTACT US AS WE DO NOT WISH TO TRIGGER EXECUTION OR SHOW TRIALS TO CANCEL OUT OUR VICTORY. PLEASE SEND US AN IMMEDIATE MESSAGE BEFORE DIRE CONSEQUENCES OCCUR. WE ALSO DETECTED THIS LINKED TO AN ESPIONAGE RING STRONGLY CLOAKED BY ISRAEL AND MEDIA BIAS OF LIBERALS. WE ARE AMASSING A FORCE AGAINST THEM AND NEED TO NEGOTIATE AND SOLVE THIS SITUATION SO THINGS ARE COOL BETWEEN OUR ENGINE OF SUCCESS AND YOURS. WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO OFFER? I AM INTERESTED IN OUR MILITARY RECEIVING A FLEET OF SU-35 JETS FOR ALLIES; WE ALSO KNOW ABOUT YOUR OPERATIONS IN ISRAEL AND THE ESPIONAGE GLOBALLY. HOW MANY SU-35 SOVIET JETS DO YOU WISH TO OFFER ME, I WILL AWAIT YOUR REPLY PATIENTLY AND WILL CONSIDER THE RECEPTION OF SOME OTHER SOVIET WEAPON SYSTEM TO OUR AWESOME ONE ALREADY (US ARMY). DO YOU WISH TO SEND A CLEAR MESSAGE TO OTHERS AROUND THE GLOBE? YOUR PRISONER IS FINE AND HEALTHY; HE IS FAT, IGNORANT, AND LIKES TO ATTEND FOOTBALL GAMES IN A JET. YOU MAY WANT TO REPLY OR COME TO HIS AID.

1. The Antichrist Show: starring Rush Limbaugh: http://getthehelloutofmy.blogspot.com/

2. (Coming Soon!) The Antichrist Show Trial: The two week masterpiece about the Budget Bill… http://anncoulterloves.blogspot.com/

3. The “mini-me” Antichrist show starring Sean Hannity: “I got something on (client 76) Ann Coulter!” and will wreck your marriage (Bill Maher’s last chance to take her out before his day in court) http://cybwarsatwarhq.blogspot.com/

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